I had a very nice meal, With cutlery made of steel,
I also had carrots, And a menu with pictures of parrots,
There were also onions, They made me tearful, But, when I tasted them they were wonderful.
We were on a ship And i had a drink….. So I took a sip!
Then I saw a storm with thunder, I immediately realised we were going under!
I looked at the lifeboats, They were mauve, Then the whole ship shook, What was the cause?
I saw a lifeboat, I watched it sail away, But the ship I was on, Was full of chaos and decay!