Oh! No! Shes back,

Why on this day?

It’s my very merry Happy Birthday.

I know she hates me,

But why today?

And how did she know,

It’s my Birthday today?

She’s probably back for the gold alright,

She’s building an army to fight tonight.

I should probably stop her,

But not on my own.

I can’t tell my mum,

’cause she doesn’t believe in ghosts.

Oh! wait a second,

I have a plan,

I’ll go to the buffet

And fry some egg spawn.

She can’t resist it,

Even though she’s a ghost,

She loves it too much,

She wouldn’t let one get cold.

I’ll trap her then

Bring her back to where she belongs.

Then everyone will go back to singing

My Happy Birthday song.